Captain Canard

An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor

March 29, 2009

How About a Little Scrumpy, Mate

Jug of Scrumpy

A few months ago, I watched a PBS travel show where the host was making his way through England. He stopped at a place in Western England and sampled a popular drink called scrumpy* cider. Here’s a list of other names you could call scrumpy cider and it would still sound as delectable:

  • stumpy
  • scruffy
  • sluicey
  • scratty
  • scumpy
  • scrotty
  • numblers
  • dingo juice (Australian version)


*Scrumpy is a local dialect term meaning small or withered apple.


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